I Would Really Like to Thump Her Bible

There are people who are going to hell, people who are really going to burn in hell, me, and then this loyal TtP reader:

To the People fodder...

I don't know about you, but my first reaction upon reading this important story about a school valedictorian who was censored for too many references to God in her speech was...

wow. Nice rack.

And it's true. Also true is that she has crucifix-shaped dildos on the wall behind her.