Quotes of the Week (so far)

On abortion:

[The Right to Life Movement] is, really, just another species of Political Correctness, just another manifestation of the intellectual pathology, the hypertrophied and academical egalitarianism, the victimological scab-picking, the gaseous entimentality. [sic] that has afflicted our civilization this past forty years.

On drugs:

State Senator Dale Volker says legalizing some drugs will only make things worse. Volker says crime rates where drugs have been legalized are on the rise. He adds there wasn't as much crime in Europe to begin with because there's not as much wealth as there is in America.

On wife-beating:

Women in some cultures are not averse to beatings. They consider it as an expression of masculinity, and as a kind of control, which she herself desires.

On OJ Simpson:

Celebrity sex tape distrubutor David Hans Schmidt released an OJ sex tape on Saturday and it features such lovely scenes as OJ snorting cocaine in the bathroom with one of the women while the other goes through his pants and takes money from his wallet.... First his prank DVD and now this. I guess murdering people wasn't a strong enough legacy for the Juice as he seems intent on destroying any respect you could've ever had for him. This time next year we'll read about him starting up a Hitler fan club and an organization devoted to kicking puppies. And I don't ever want to meet the person that pays money for an OJ Simpson sex tape.