Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, But My Lawyers Will Crush You

I'm no legal scholar. But, I'm pretty sure that if Paris Hilton's bitch Brandon Davis is caught drunk on tape saying that Lindsay Lohan has a "fire crotch" that smells like diarrhea, that Lohan can't threaten to sue him unless he apologizes on TV and gives $250,000 to her favorite charity. Of course, I'm not a legal scholar. Or a lawyer. But, I do know a thing or two about insults. And it's fine to say something like Brandon Davis sucks Paris Hilton's cock. And her spunk tastes like David Spade. At least I think it's fine to say things like that. Hey, sue me.

[via The Superficial]