Thou Shalt Know What You're Talking About

Stephen Colbert asks Congressman Lynn Westmoreland, who has introduced legislation to put the Ten Commandments in the country's courthouses, to name all ten and he can only name three.

Good lord. I can name most of them and I'm an atheist: don't take the lord's name in vain (i.e. "Jesus, she has some big tits"), keep the Sabbath day holy (go to the strip club on Friday night, not sunday), don't steal (the one liberals always forget), don't lie (i.e. "I have a huge cock"), don't mistreat your parents (I'm very good to my mom, if you know what I mean), don't commit adultery (does impregnating Joseph's wife count???), don't kill people (the one Christian war-mongers forget), don't covet your neighbor's stuff (which is hard, because my neighbor's wife has some big tits). The two I couldn't think of: don't have any other gods than god (i.e. be monogamous with the Christian god, don't sleep with other gods), don't commit idolatry (i.e. worship a flag).

Via Nobody's Business.