The 'Tossed Salad' Course

Need proof there's no job in America more fun than headline writer?

Tossed Salad Leads To Littering Fine

At a loss why the headline is funny? Check out some search results for "tossed salad" here, then try to picture Cookie Monster -- Mmmm, me love noooooookie -- as you first toss his salad and, then, your cookies.