When I Was a Kid I Had to Walk Five Miles in the Snow to Look at Porn, Up-Hill Both Ways

A local prude is all upset that the DC libraries allow people to look at porn on the internet. My favorite line from his letter-to-the-editor:

Do we really want our children to have their first view of pornography at the library?

Where should they get their first view? Their dad's secret stash? From their gym teacher? In church?