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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Why Would Rush Limbaugh Take Viagra on a Boys-Only Trip?

If you believe the rumors, it's because he's banging the actress that plays Chloe O’Brian on the Fox series “24.” If you believe me, it's because he likes to mix Viagra with Ecstasy and party in gay nightclubs in the Dominican Republic. I ask you, which is more believable? Exactly. In some circles a Viagra/Ecstasy cocktail is called "Sextasy". I suggest that - ala Santorum - we start calling it a "Limbaugh". Via Roll Call's Heard on the Hill (subscription required):
Rumors were swirling around Capitol Hill and beyond Tuesday that Rush Limbaugh is dating actress Mary Lynn Rajskub, who plays Chloe O’Brian on the Fox series “24.” Though that still doesn’t explain the unauthorized bottle of little blue pills (shhh, Viagra!) that customs agents found in Limbaugh’s luggage at Palm Beach International Airport on Monday.

The conservative radio talk show host hinted on his show Tuesday that he went on a boys-only trip with the cast of “24.” Chloe is no boy. If you saw the papers over the weekend, including The Washington Post, there were photos of Limbaugh planting a big kiss right on Rajskub’s lips during a dog-and-pony event at the Heritage Foundation.

No one at Heritage seemed to know whether Limbaugh and Rajskub were more than photo-op kissing buddies. A spokeswoman for Heritage who asked not to be named told HOH, “Nobody knows. Several people have been asking today. I have no idea.”

Our guess is, probably not. Though why would Rush take Viagra on a boys-only trip?

He joked about the incident on-air Tuesday, on 630 WMAL, after getting caught having apparently traded in the hard stuff for the stuff that makes one hard. (Last month Limbaugh reached a deal with prosecutors on charges involving prescription painkillers.)

Limbaugh asked, “How did Bob Dole’s luggage get on my plane?” And he said, “I told my doctor I needed help with the ELECTION.”

We called Julie Talbott, a spokeswoman for Premiere Radio Network, and asked her whether Rush was dating “Chloe.” Shockingly she told us, “No comment.”

At least Limbaugh’s ex-girlfriend, CNN anchor Daryn Kagan, didn’t have to break the Viagra news on air. Tuesday morning’s live coverage began, “I’m Tony Harris. Daryn Kagan has the day off.”

Whew!!