BestWorst of TtP 8: Opportunity Knocks, But Would They Hear It?

Our eighth month. We had been around the block a few times. And what a block. Dirty syringes. Prostitutes. Flying monkeys with knives. It was a strange block, but we called it home.

1) Dennis Hastert, 'You Fat Fuck!'
Baylen picks a fight.
2) Sports + Hot Chicks - 'Insider' Hassles = FoxSports.com
Baylen compares Evangeline Lilly to Greg "The Hammer" Valentine.
3) Catch a Falling Star...
Nikos talks about Harrison Ford.
4) And Hugo Chavez as a Meek Tony Montana
Baylen makes fun of Hugo Chavez.
5) Due to Danish Cartoon Furor, NBC Cancels Plans to Re-Air Show About Cartoonist
Baylen turns out to be an equal opportuntiy offender.
6) Note to Governments Everywhere: Don't Play with Henry Rollins or You're Playing with Fire
Baylen practically makes out with Henry Rollins.
7) Ann Coulter is a Transexual
Cicero praises and thrashes Ann Coulter.