David Hasselhoff: The Musical

Because sometimes you just can't improve on the facts:

David Hasselhoff: The Musical will include sets inspired by The Young
and The Restless, Knight Rider, and the songs of Teddy Pendergrass. "I am
also doing a heart-rendering set on my life and the mistakes I have made," the star says.

He's also releasing an autobiography. And he's very proud to be using Bette Midler's writers for his production.

Sadly, the show will be in Australia.