DC: Free Drinks Tonight

Reason's Nick Gillespie is debating National Review's Jonah Goldberg in DC tonight, in case you didn't read about it on Hit & Run, Wonkette or the millions of other places Nick is apparently blogging. Seriously, this man gets more exposure than Pamela Anderson's boobs. Which begs the question, why have we never seen Nick and Pamela Anderson's boobs in the same room? Is Nick part of Pamela Anderson's boobs? Is he just a boob? These and other questions will be answered tonight at the AFF debate at the Heritage Foundation. (214 Massachusetts Ave, NE.) Free drinks start at 6:30. Baylen and I will be there, and possibly Leonardo and The Intern as well. You don't want to miss this exciting action tonight:

--The Intern gets really drunk and hooks up with her ex-boyfriend, resulting in one of many Gillespie/Goldberg debate babies (GGDBs).

--Baylen is let into the debate even though he is wearing shorts, but is shocked, shocked, shocked that the moderator doesn't call on him for questions. He yells "Yo!" several times, but the moderator nervously pretends to not hear him.

--I steal Baylen's material and make one too many "Jesus is a zombie" jokes. I'm beat to death by seven men in navy suits and red ties flashing Heritage Foundation gang signs.

--Leonardo turns out to be a woman. A lesbian woman. And not just a lesbian woman. A lesbian woman robot. She freaks out and yells, "Danger, Will Robinson! Danger, Will Robinson."