I Got a Text Message from the Government the Other Day

I opened and read it. It said they were suckers.

The Homeland Security Department expects that by the end of next year the U.S. government will be able to send warnings of national emergencies like disasters and terrorist threats to your cell phone and other devices. Pretty much anything that can receive a text message. Sounds like spam to me. And propaganda designed to keep voters in fear. I await my November 2008 text message warning me that Osama bin-Laden has promised to attack America if we dare to elect another Republican president.