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CNN is reporting on its homepage that the terror-cell members arrested in England today "were to carry a 'British version of Gatorade,' [and] detonate it with [an] iPod or cell phone".

Gatorade? The iPod?

Right now I feel about the same way that the Dr. Raymond Stantz character in Ghostbusters must have felt when he saw his very archetype of happiness and comfort -- the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man -- coming to destroy him.

Damn you, terrorists! Is nothing sacred?