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Monday, August 28, 2006

It's Hard Out There For an Intern

You guys, it's hard out there for a young, single, highly attractive, libertarian girl with "all-star" written all over her and a propensity for starting fights in bars.

If you've been keeping up with my love life (which you haven't) you've noticed that I spent last weekend not making out with 20 year olds in Wisconsin, and the weekend before I was stood up twice, by two different guys, both named Dave.

But even that? Not enough to make me want to do this. The Washington Post is calling it a "social experiment" in which they explore "the rules of attraction," but I dunno. It could've been funny. Instead, it's veering sharply into Mildly Depressingville and the Valley of Discouragement.