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Friday, August 18, 2006

I've Got a Golden Ticket! (Virgin Mary v. Peregrine Falcon Edition)

Workers at a Fountain Valley, Calif. chocolatier claim to have found a chocolate blob "they believe bears a striking resemblance to the Virgin Mary". As is usually the case with these things, it actually doesn't at all.

See, here's the so-called Virgin Mary:

Do you see it? Me neither.

Now here's a ceramic peregrine falcon, one of those figurines that used to be included in every box of Red Rose tea:


Do you see the resemblance? Do you see?

More on the chocolate Virgin here. More freaky Red Rose figurines -- especially worth checking out are the phallic cannon and creepy gingerbread man -- here.