Nothing Says 'Affordable Solutions for Better Living' Like a Dog with a Human Penis

This is the funniest sentence I've read in a while.

A concerned Canadian IKEA customer phoned the popular retail chain last week to inform it that a dog shown in its latest catalogue appears to have a large circumcised penis.

Canada Post article here. Best photo I could find (and it looks a little weird, but I don't quite see "large, circumcised penis" in it) here. More puppycock here and here.

If IKEA was to name a product after a dog's penis, according to the Lexin Swedish-English Dictionary, the term would be "Hund Manslem".