To the People

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or TO THE PEOPLE.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Nothing Says 'Affordable Solutions for Better Living' Like a Dog with a Human Penis

This is the funniest sentence I've read in a while.
A concerned Canadian IKEA customer phoned the popular retail chain last week to inform it that a dog shown in its latest catalogue appears to have a large circumcised penis.
Canada Post article here. Best photo I could find (and it looks a little weird, but I don't quite see "large, circumcised penis" in it) here. More puppycock here and here.

If IKEA was to name a product after a dog's penis, according to the Lexin Swedish-English Dictionary, the term would be "Hund Manslem".