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Friday, August 04, 2006

Rob Schneider Is Kicking Mel Gibson Off The Cheerleading Squad

Rob Schneider placed an ad in a newspaper today declaring that

I, Rob Schneider, a 1/2 Jew, pledge from this day forth to never work with Mel Gibson -actor - director- producer -and anti-Semite.

The letter's pretty funny, although I'm not entirely sure if that was its intended tone. There's mention of the "Apocalypto" movie, though, and I'm pretty sure anyone who mentions THAT knows they're bringing up something comical.