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Thursday, August 03, 2006

Tom Cruise's Baby May Exist

I'm one of a growing group of people who think Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes never had a baby. Or if they did have a baby, they ate it. Or shot it into outer space. Or whatever it is that Scientologists do to make sure that L. Ron Hubbard doesn't get mad at them. But, the number of people who have claimed to have seen the baby has climbed to at least three (not counting Cruise and Holmes). I'm suspicious of Leah Remini, a Horatio Alger in a petticoat, who after allegedly seeing the baby said it "looks like Tom and Katie", which is a strange thing to say unless you've been paid to convince people that Cruise and Holmes really had a baby. But, I have no reason to believe that Penelope Cruz would lie to me. (OK, I admit it. I put this link in because it goes to a story featuring a great picture of Penelope's cleavage. There, are you happy? You will be, after you click the link.) So, maybe Tom Cruise's alien baby exist. Maybe it doesn't. What does exist for sure is a wax replica of Jenna Jameson at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. (Link possibly NSFW). And yeah, I would poke that.