You Will Have to Pry My Graphic Images of Margaret Thatcher Being Raped by a Horse Out of My Cold, Dead Hands

I was only in London for a week, but apparently I caused so much trouble the United Kindgom is tightening its obscenity laws.

Watching and possessing images of rape and sexual torture is to be made a criminal offence, punishable with a jail term of up to three years...The new laws -- which will cover pornography online and offline -- will ban possession of images depicting "scenes of extreme sexual violence", plus other obscene material like bestiality or necrophilia.

For example, it would cover violence that is, or appears to be, life-threatening or is likely to result in "serious and disabling injury".

God, this is counter-productive. It's like outlawing masturbation to prevent fornication. People need to release themselves somehow. I pay midget hookers to read Hayek outloud while I fuck them.