Bush Purells Away Icky Blackness

When Sen. Barack Obama first shook president (I'm no longer capitalizing the "p" for as long as this asshole's in office) Bush's hand at the White House, Obama was surprised to see Bush turn towards "an aide nearby, who squirted a big dollop of hand sanitizer in the president’s hand."

The answer to your question is 852 days, 15 hours, 14 minutes, 26.7 seconds and counting.

Rogier van Bakel at Nobody's Business has more here.