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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Dancing With The Stars [Star-Free Aussie Edition]

Remember Arianne Caoili? She's the chess-playing Aussie hottie who caused a stir a few months back when her hotness led two chess nerds to come to blows over her affections. Pawns in her game, these dorks were.

Well, Caoili's back in the news. She's been cast, along with a veritable who's who (no, really, who's who?) of has-beens and never-weres to star in the Australian version of Dancing With The Stars.

Joining Caoili are former Aussie hoops star Andrew Gaze, who averaged 1.7 points and 4.9 minutes over a majestic 26-game NBA career, and Tom Waterhouse, "the son of [a] horse trainer".