To the People

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Monday, September 11, 2006

Libertarian Brother

I have a 23 year old libertarian brother, Stephen, who is disapproving of the amount of international aid we disperse. In case any of you ladies are interested.


FROM: The Intern
TO: Stephen Intern
SUBJ: freecycle couch

Can I borrow your rental pickup? I know your car gets out of the shop next week, but if I can use the pickup before you have to return it, I want to pick up a free couch. Our living room is starting to look like a frat house, what with the total lack of furniture and presence of unidentified stains on the floor.


FROM: Stephen Intern
TO: The Intern
SUBJ: RE: freecycle couch

The Nation of Stephen will stand by your resistance to the oppressive couches. Our country will pledge one pickup truck to help you defeat the terrible threat of Frat House Look Alikes.

President S. Intern