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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Tom Cruise's Space Age Sperm Secret to Curing Baldness

Vanity Fair has put Tom and Katie's baby on the cover of their latest issue, laying to rest speculation that Suri does not exist. In the best titled post of the week ("We're sooooo Suri"), Washington Post gossip blogger (glogger) Liz Kelly compares the newborn to the comics character Nancy (see right) and asks the questions that are on our minds:
Why does she have so much hair? Is it a wig? Dyed black? Is she Asian? How is it possible that a five-month-old baby has that much character? Why is she being held by Tom while Katie looks on?
Video clips of the newborn Asian scientologist here.

2nd best blog post title of the week.

Completely unrelated but totally necessary link to a story about Sharon Stone bathing in urine.

Great William Shatner quote:
"I'm interested in man's march into the unknown but to vomit in space is not my idea of a good time. Neither is a fiery crash with the vomit hovering over me." -- William Shatner explains why he's refusing a free trip to space courtesy of Richard Branson.