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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Xena Warrior Princess Leaves Sidekick for Carolina Cheerleader

This and other great headlines can be found at my new favorite web site, A funny headline today is "Lesbian Moms Replace Soccer Moms as Hot New Polling Demographic."
“We never thought of this group before as a voting bloc that could heavily influence the election,” said a polling expert. “In fact, we never thought much about lesbians at all. But then a couple of our women pollsters starting complaining that all lesbians seem to do anymore on television is have babies. That got us thinking – lesbians must have a lot of children in real life too.”
Hat Tip to commenter Go Ask Alice for turning me onto this treasure chest.