Congressman Foley, Plaster Cast Fetishes, and Pamela Anderson's Depressed-Tumor-Looking Nipples

The most interesting bit of information to come out of the growing Mark Foley sex scandal is that one of the boys he likes has a plaster cast fetish. I haven't heard of such a fetish in all my years of reading Dan Savage (maybe I missed the week he addressed it); but to each their own. I have a thing for Pamela Anderson's depressed-tumor-looking nipples, so I'm in no room to be judging (link NSFW). I guess Foley's boy likes the idea of another person not being able to move one of their limbs. He should try hobbling, I hear it's hot.

From the long and creepy transcript (pdf) of an IM session between Rep. Foley (Maf54) and a boy (Xxxxxxxxxx)

Xxxxxxxxx (8:01:23 PM): i have a cast fetish
Maf54 (8:01:27 PM): well tell me
Maf54 (8:01:32 PM): cast
Xxxxxxxxx (8:01:44 PM): ya like...plaster cast
Maf54 (8:01:49 PM): ok..so what happens
Maf54 (8:01:58 PM): how does that turn you in
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:02 PM): i dont know
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:04 PM): it just does
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:08 PM): ive never had one
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:16 PM): but people that have them turn me on
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:27 PM): and if i had one it would probably turn me on
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:29 PM): beats me
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:32 PM): its kinda weird
Xxxxxxxxx (8:02:50 PM): but along with that i like the whole catholic girl look....thats our schools uniform

Radley Balko's take on the irony of this scandal here.

Website for people with a cast fetish here.

ABC New's wonderful collection of dirty e-mail and IM exchanges here.

This should keep you busy for the day...