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Thursday, October 05, 2006

I'm Going To Be A Star.

The byline is the best - "By Protostellar Molecular Cloud Barnard 631". Seriously, The Onion does highbrow-lowbrow like nobody else.

Other, lesser bodies will try to get in my orbit and share my intense light. Any binary relationships I may have with other stars will be placed under the telescope as well. But it will all be worth it, and every body that comes in contact with me will have to understand that when the time comes to expand exponentially—well, I can't be held responsible for those destroyed.