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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

It's Not Really a Cat Fight When One of the Women is a Dog

Former beauty queen and my future wife Shanna Moakler went ho punching and gave Paris Hilton the smack-down she deserved. I hope she kicked her in her fire crotch.

AP coverage here.

Much better Superficial coverage here.

Video of me jacking off to thoughts of Paris Hilton getting kicked in the crotch soon to be here.

Unrelated link to a GoFugYourself post on Mischa Barton for Meghan here.