Never Will Forget... The Way You Healed My Swollen Ankle Tonight

Chris de Burgh, who sang perhaps the worst song of the 1980s, a decade littered with them, is back. As a healer.

In an interview with Gloria Hunniford on BBC1's Heaven and Earth show, the Lady In Red singer insisted that he had cured a man suffering from a swollen ankle by simply touching the affected area.

He said: "I have found myself able to cure people with my hands.

"I met someone in the West Indies who was not able to walk. I put my hands on him and he was able to get up.

That's the "compression" part of R.I.C.E., Chris. But then you knew that.