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Friday, October 27, 2006

New Miami Metrozoo Exhibit is the Shit

Quite literally.
Miami Metrozoo opens its doors Friday to perhaps the most unusual exhibit ever. It's called "The Scoop on Poop."

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The traveling exhibit tells how animals use fecal matter to build makeshift homes, attract mates and even communicate with one another.

"What animals will do is, they place their poop to announce their existence and to say whether they are ready for breeding or not, to say that this is their territory or not," said [Metrozoo spokesman Ron] Magill.
(Wait a minute... Is Magill a gorilla?) More here. Visit Metrozoo's website to learn "how to improve [your] 'number 2' IQ in stool school" here.

True, not quite tangentially related story: I once took a crap in the ocean -- pulling over the car out of necessity while driving back to Miami from Key West.