Now That's What I Call a Sticky Situation

'South Park' creators and libertarian teases Matt Stone and Trey Parker say the reason they dressed in drag at the 2000 Oscars was because they were on acid. Which makes sense. That's why I wore a gorilla suit to the Golden Dildo awards last year. I was tripping so hard I couldn't speak. Animal control picked me up and put me in a cage with three very horny gorillas and hilarity ensued.