This is Pretty Much How I Would React If I Was Being Held By Paris Hilton

God, she's gross. More pics of the dog trying to get away from her stench here. Speaking of ugly, WTF is up with this "outfit" that Lindsay Lohan is wearing?? Also, I know it's hump day. So you're just goofing off at work counting down the minutes until you can leave work to shag someone, or planning some fun bar-hopping in hopes of shagging someone, or resigning yourself to the fact that you're going to have to shag alone tonight. You can waste some time thanking the gods that O.J. Simpson didn't end up starring in "The Terminator" here, although "I'll be back - to stab you and your boyfriend" does have a nice ring to it.