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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Breaking News: Gay Bashers are Like Sooooo Gay

In what would be the biggest news story of the year, if it turns out to be true, a gay prostitute is claiming to have been servicing the 2nd most influential Christian conservative in the country for three years - President of the National Association of Evangelicals, Pastor Ted Haggard. (James Dobson is arguably the most influential Christian conservative).
A former gay male escort is going public on the eve of Colorado voting on two ballot issues relating to gay marriage, claiming a three-year sexual relationship with a prominent Colorado Springs pastor who has been an outspoken opponent of same-sex unions.

A Denver resident identifying himself as Mike Jones said he had a sexual relationship with Ted Haggard, founder of the 14,000-member New Life Church and president of the National Association of Evangelicals.


Jones also said during his appearance with Boyles that he was paid money by Haggard, who made frequent trips to Denver for sexual liaisons, that he has recorded voicemails and a letter from Haggard, and that he had also witnessed Haggard use methamphetamine.

Jones offered to take a polygraph examination concerning his claim, and Boyles said that will occur Friday during his morning radio show.

As someone who believes that people who dedicate their life to bashing gays must be fighting gay feelings inside themselves this is great news. I would also like to say I have a big fat one for James Dobson to suck on.

More here and here.