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Friday, November 03, 2006

George Allen Accuses God of Rape, Incest and Sodomy

Or at least he would if he was in a tight race against him, according to a Christian-Republican-Turned-Allen-Opponent in a fantastic editorial in the Dallas Morning News. The whole thing is worth reading, but here's the punch line:
I've had it with Republican smears....

According to the Allen camp's logic, God would be a pedophile, too. After all, we Christians believe God inspired the Bible. And God-the-author chose to include the "sleazy" story about Lot offering to send out his young virgin daughters to be raped by the men of Sodom.

The Bible has masturbation scenes, rape, pedophilia and God's favorite man – King David – warming himself with a young virgin in his old age. He's the same man God tells us committed murder after he indulged his peeping Tom fantasies.

Lucky for God-the-author that He's not running against George Allen.
Zing!

Via Reason's Radley Balko, who is optimistic that Allen's literature-bashing tactics will cost him the election. I think this is the first time I've put "Reason's" in front of Radley's name. It has a good ring to it.