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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Good Polling News

Bob "hot daughter" Corker (R), whose daughter won him the coveted TtP endorsement (see picture on the right), has a strong lead over Rep. Harold "Playboy" Ford Jr. (D) in the Tennessee Senate race - 52% to 44%.

Meanwhile, Sen. George "reading is for nerds" Allen (R) and his goons are in trouble in the latest poll. I've stopped short of endorsing his opponent, Jim "penis in mouth" Webb (D), because I have yet to see any indication that his daughter (if he has one) makes out with other women when she gets drunk. But since I think Allen deserves to lose for his book-burning, Iraq-supporting, Bush-loving, gay-bashing ways, I'm giddy over the latest polls which has Webb leading 50% to 46%. I hear that the Allen campaign is preparing an ad attacking Webb for once watching the movie American Beauty, which proves that he wants to sleep with underage girls. Webb also watched the movie Brokeback Mountain, which proves he is gay. Or pro-gay marriage. Or something gay. Watch for the next creepy, insane accusation to come out of the increasingly desperate George Allen campaign. Watch for it!