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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Kinky Has Balls, Signs Balls

The main difference between a verbal gaffe (see John Kerry) and a flat-out ballsy statement is that the person who gaffes has no balls, and the person making the flat-out ballsy statement has brass ones.

Kinky Friedman is no John Kerry. From the Sunday Herald:
“The strangest thing I’ve ever been asked to autograph,” he says as he dispatches his silver inked scrawl on a piece of flimsy underwear, “was in Glasgow. A Scotsman insisted that I autograph his scrotum.”

Did he oblige? “Well,” he grins, “he was bigger than me. It would have been churlish to refuse.”
Can Kinky win? Probably not. But if you're a Texan, it's your fucking duty to vote for him.