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Friday, November 10, 2006

No Cure for Salami Thefts

You've been hiding under a rock if you're not deeply concerned about having your salami stolen.

In LA, thieves pilfered salami meant for the new outpost of superstar chef (and Jeff Albertson lookalike) Mario Batali.

Meanwhile, in New Jersey (where Batali got his start in the kitchen)
[s]tunned passers-by were treated to a Great Salami Marathon Tuesday afternoon when two would-be shoplifters stuffed their jackets with giant salamis pilfered from the deli case at the Super Supermarket on Straight Street, and made a run for it, workers said.
Coincidence? I don't think so.