In Defense of Miss Nevada

For a bunch of folks that make money parading young women around stage like cattle, Donald Trump and other Miss America officials sure are quick to get their panties in a bunch. So what if Miss Nevada took off her clothes and made-out with other women. I can't think of anything more American. I hate to agree with Rosie O'Donnell, but Donald Trump (who has cheated on several wives) has no business lecturing young women about morals. He certainly shouldn't be requiring them to sign a morals clause unless he's willing to sign one himself. Which he wouldn't. Because given the chance to do a line of coke off of Miss America's breasts he would. We all would. Jesus, even the Pope would. But the difference between Donald Trump and the rest of us is that after snorting coke off Miss America's breast he would fire her for engaging in immoral behavior. What a prick. You just can't trust a guy who wears a toupee. That's what my dad taught me. Or was it that homeless guy outside the 7-11. I can't remember.

The obscene pictures that got her in trouble here. (NSFW). Check them out. You be the judge of whether or not she should have been fired or, uh, given a raise. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that her father runs for public office. I would love to endorse him (the tendency of a candidate's daughters to make-out with other women being the only criteria I look for in a candidate).