Latest on the Squirrel Menace

I've been lax lately, but did you know...

...they may have flown before birds... doughy bore Jamie Oliver is set to cook squirrel roadkill on a new BBC show... a potential repeat of the Great Squirrel Migration of 1968 may be underway... a newspaper is running a squirrel-photo caption contest... they're still up to the arson thing.