Finally, a Chance for Libertarians to Get National Exposure

Sometimes I wonder if I'll go to hell for making fun of Paris Hilton. I mean you're just not supposed to make fun of the retarded. Plus, she's uglier than most patients in a burn clinic; and you're definitely not supposed to make fun of people in a burn clinic. At least that's what the judge told me when he ordered me not to come within 500 feet of a burn clinic. You go to one hospital with a handheld mirror that has been shattered and ask each patient if their face was the one that broke it and you're labeled a criminal for life. Any hoo, I'm pretty sure no person - not even the chair of MIT's Star Trek and College Libertarian club - deserves to lose their virginity to Paris Hilton. Or to be helped in any way by her to lose their virginity.

on-camera sexhibitionists Hilton and [Jenna] Jameson have been contacted about
"participating" in a reality show currently in production called "Virgin
Territory," in which a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the
promised land.

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