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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Naked Lunch

Meet Westerville, OH high-school student Taylor Killian.
I used my superfast track skills to run quickly through the lunch room at Westerville North High School, at approx. 12:10 P.M. on Monday January 29 2007. I was naked, and greased up [with grapeseed oil], but I danced very well, even for Mr. Will. Unfortunately, I was shot twice with a taser, and then taken to jail.
Mr. Will is apparently the school's athletic director. More on Taylor, from Taylor, here. News report of Taylor's hijinks here. Reason #578 not to use a Taser here.