Peyton Manning: The Greatest Quarterback Ever (To Be Mentioned in This Particular Blog Post, Up Until Where I Mention Tom Brady)

I can't stop laughing at this most breathless of statements:

Of course, if [Peyton Manning] has two great -- or even good -- games, and takes this team to a championship, all will be forgiven and forgotten, and debate can begin over whether he's the best all-around quarterback ever, or merely the best of his era.

Manning -- who my friend Dude just referred to in an email as "Fetushead" -- could throw for 600 yards and 5 touchdowns against my Pats on Sunday, and go on to win the Super Bowl, and he's still be down two championships to Tom Brady.

Peyton's a bigger choker than Mama Cass. And no one ever called Tom Brady a choker.

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