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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

This Just In: Gorgeous Women Attracted to Success, Athletes

Hot on the heels of Sunday's nailbiting win against the Chargers (and since sullied by a lot of bull hooey from San Diego about unsportsmanlike conduct -- hey, you hosers got your 15-yard penalty in the last 3 seconds, now shuddup) comes the revelation that Patriots QB Tom Brady is dating Giselle Bundchen.

This is good news indeed. There are two schools of thought on the sex-before-a-fight issue, and I'm squarely in the corner of being all for it. If anything, I feel the release of testosterone makes a man more aggressive. Regardless Brady should confront the Colts this Sunday with focus and precision knowing with whom he'll be sipping champagne in the hotel suite later.

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