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Monday, January 22, 2007

Wanted: Teenage Marijuana Smokers For a Study

The downside is that you must tell your parents about your smoking habits and get them to sign a release form. Then you get to fly out to the bustling metropolis of Iowa City to participate in a study to find out the differences in the brains of smokers and non-smokers. You also are NOT given free pot for the study, and are restricted from smoking for the duration of the study. Did I mention they are having difficulties recruiting subjects?

Reminds me of a similar problem I've been having with my own study. I'm attempting to recruit extremely attractive women between the ages of 18-25 to engage in highly scientific research regarding the brain activity of someone who consents to having sex with Rob. My experience tells me that the guy in charge of the pot study may want to lower the age. And throw any weight requirements out the window. Or door.

Full article here.