Kerry Takes a Firm Stance

Flip-flopping Massachusetts Senator John Kerry finally took a firm and principled stance, against MLB's Extra Innings package! Infamous for his explanation that he was for the Iraq War before he was against it, Kerry is on the record for always being against MLB's Extra Innings package moving from cable to DirecTV and never being for it.

The Massachusetts Democrat said he plans to raise the matter with the chairman of the Federal Communications Commission at a hearing Thursday.

"I am opposed to anything that deprives people of reasonable choices," Kerry said in a statement. "In this day and age, consumers should have more choices, not fewer. I'd like to know how this serves the public, a deal that will force fans to subscribe to DirecTV in order to tune in to their favorite players. A Red Sox fan ought to be able to watch their team without having to switch to DirecTV."