Sports Guy Does Vegas

From his NBA All-Star Weekend thumbs up/down novella at ESPN.com.

...we were in the process of jumping the line when the bouncer stopped me with two words: "No sneakers." As it turned out, I violated [Ceasar's Palace nightclub] Pure's dress code with my Pumas, but it was perfectly acceptable for any woman to show up there with a paper-thin cocktail dress barely covering their butt cheeks, no underwear, and their babymaker hanging out and facing the ground. This was OK. My tennis shoes were not OK. You figure it out.

Good times. More here.