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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

A Birthday Message to Shaquille O'Neal: I Hate You

Shaquille O'Neal is one conflicted dude. He's so self-righteous he'll tell you -- apparently with a straight face -- that righteous people don't need to tell you how righteous they are.

He'll take an active, armed role in a no-knock, wrong-door SWAT raid one day, and stand up for gay rights the next.

Next up? The patently obese former NBA star (still a player, no longer a star) is set to host a "TV reality show focused on childhood obesity and health" in which he'll "lobby politicians on causes including school nutrition". More on that mystery here.

Happy 35th birthday, Shaq. You'd best stay away from the cake.