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Friday, March 30, 2007

Cut it Out. Stop. Can You Touch Your Breasts, Too? Quit It!

I hate it when this happens (another story in the running for year's best).
Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.

While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.

No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Nye said she could have entered through the front door, which was left propped open while it was being repaired.

Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.
More here from the University of Michigan Daily. Previous Michigan Daily masturbation story here.

Via my buddy Pete.

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