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Friday, March 09, 2007

I Heart Germans

OK, I usually don't have anything positive to say about Germans. You know because of the whole Hitler thing. There's just nothing funny about killing six million people. Unless it's six million lawyers. Or six million clowns. Now that would be funny. I can imagine a mime in a gas chamber pretending he's in a glass box. Awesome. But with the exception of things like that there's nothing funny about killing six million people. OK, six million dead midgets would also be funny. But that's it. So don't tell me there are positive things to say about Germans.

With all that said, this German guy should get the Coolest Man of the Year Award.
A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.