In the Mailbox

Just received an e-mail Mel Martinez. THE Mel Martinez. Not the Mel I met over craiglist. Or maybe it is...Either way, I like Latinos. I like 'em well. [emphasis mine]

Dear Rob,
Alberto Gonzales is a man of integrity and high ethical standards. He has pledged to cooperate with Congress and I am confident he will. I have said that it is irresponsible to pronounce judgment on the replacement of the U.S. Attorneys before we have the facts. Unfortunately, some would prefer to make political pronouncements instead of getting the facts.

Sure Mel. "Integrity" and "high ethical standards." That's Al. Cicero pretty much summed up my own feelings on this scandal, issue, or whatever we are calling it now.

My own thought(s)--and--to begin with, I'm still young and working a lot of things out. Like whether I like boys or girls, if a lion could take a tiger, if the challenges of a small cock can be overcome, and most important -- if I care about scandals. I really would like to say I don't, but that seems a bit high-minded for someone who enjoys following Lindsay Lohan's antics. However, in this case it doesn't matter, I really care how this one ends up; if only because I want the hack out of the AG's office, and his political career badly damaged. This might be my best chance.