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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Newsflash: Britney Spears Source of New Venereal Disease

Uh, what the hell is that growing out of her crotch? Seriously. I think it might be a dog. But can we really be sure? This is Britney Spears we're talking about. I'm telling you right now if I hook up with a woman tonight and there's a dog coming out of her crotch I'm going to freak out. For real freak out. Like learning your partner has a Karl Rove fetish freak out. Or remembering that time you pulled out a chair at a bar in New Orleans and stuck your hand in someone else's cum freak out. If I was some crazy evangelical I would show my daughter this picture and say, "this is what happens when you kiss boys". God, Britney Spears is gross. Like feta and vomit gross. You know, it would be totally disgusting to eat, but then you would be like "oooh, feta". Only there's no feta with Britney Spears. Just vomit. And a dog growing out of her snatch. Anyways, good morning!

Via The Superficial.

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