Personal Ad: SWM Seeks Laughing, Bank Robbing Teen

Charmingly offensive, thirty-something, libertarian seeks hot, spunky, bank robbing teen for laughter and shenanigans. My hobbies include drinking scotch, reading (not books), doing lines of coke off a hot girl's breast, foreplay and saving puppies.

Georgia authorities Wednesday were searching for two young women, possibly teenagers, who robbed a supermarket bank branch, laughing as they held up a teller with nothing but sunglasses to disguise their faces.
[...]
Police said the two could be as young as 16. Witnesses were unable to tell investigators whether they left in a car.

More here.